Click here to try to understand. But you can't understand, can you? NO!!!
Rikki Simons: "And the hams pay the ultimate price for their hubris." Possibly the greatest philosophical statement ever made.
Jhnen V: that's where the people cry
Rikki Simons: Because they know. They finally understand what has only been hinted thus far. Even in Lebanon, the Israelis climb from their tanks and hug Hezbolla and together they weep and repeat, "And the hams pay the ultimate price for their hubris."
Jhnen V: goddamn...this will break the heart of the EARTH itself.
Rikki Simons: Take THAT Roland Emmerich!
Rikki Simons: I must rest now. I feel my ham juices begin to seep from me. They must not reach Zero Point Hamenergy or I lose containment. Good night, fellow ham traveller.
That's it... It's the ultimate message of peace to present to Condoleeza Rice and the UN, and finally use the unholy union of man and meat into a brighter future... *sniff*
Posted by: Lulu Brown | October 11, 2006 at 06:28 PM
Bwahaha, genius!
Amazing Screw-on Head is awesome too. Thanks for recommending it back when.
And I went to a Mark Ryden exhibit in Pasadena sometime last year and I do think he could do goth hams justice.
Posted by: James Cooper | October 12, 2006 at 09:14 AM
Truly the conversations between my friends and I pale in comparison.
Speaking of which, when is more Amazing Screw on Head going to come on? I loved that pilot.
Posted by: The Other Alice | October 12, 2006 at 10:29 AM
its been awhile since ive been here!?
any who i just read the hammy ness and yes it will quake the ages of noncesical philosphy. My "Colleg" Major
Posted by: BB | October 12, 2006 at 11:23 AM
Before you know it, little girls will be found at conventions wearing black babydoll t-shirts depicting you, legs splayed and covered in hambits.
Your day has finally come, Rikki.
Posted by: miharu | October 13, 2006 at 02:37 PM
little girls will be found at conventions wearing black babydoll t-shirts depicting you, legs splayed and covered in hambits
That could only be an improvement.
Posted by: Rikki Simons | October 13, 2006 at 08:17 PM
Uh... Yeah... *niko niko*
Posted by: Chris Wallace | October 14, 2006 at 05:33 PM
"Why are there miners in Rikki's yard?"
..and that, kids, was when I fell out of my chair laughing.
Posted by: damage.com | October 15, 2006 at 12:28 AM
So is this what you guys talk about during World of warcraft breaks?
Posted by: brittany | October 15, 2006 at 06:14 PM